THE greatest cricketing rivalry is again set to spark in less than a fortnight.
Australia vs England, the Aussies vs the Poms, the Ashes.
But... it's in Australia.
It seems, (to me at least) that the last Ashes series happened, here, as when England hosts the rivalry is either weakened somewhat, or people just don't expect of the series to be competitive (something that it hasn't since the infamous 5 nil thrashing in 2013/14).
Australia expects themselves to win either at home or away, which is such a superstar mentality that England don't get.
Either England aren't any good anymore or Australia just simply know how to play on the day.
Some pom said that its the worst Aussie team for a while, which - even at a stretch is wrong, whenever Smith, Starc, Khawaja, and even Hazlewood retire may be as Aus., isn't finding any depth in the test arena anymore.
Smith is 36, which was actually surpising googling that as he has been a leader in the team since the 2015 World Cup, and Starc is 35, but even one year younger than Smith, he seems like he doesn't excite anymore. In his hayday it was like no player could, with the ball cannoning into the base of the stumps.
His action went... *step* *step* BOOM wicket.
His hayday, 2015 to 2017/18 made for scary watching as a Kiwi.
Sean Abbott, 33, is a limited-overs player, not for tests.
Marnus, just can't bat anymore, he's 31, it seems his career was a flash in the pan, not long. A lower-order batter and a handy bowl will be his next move, if he wants to be a test player.
The GOAT, Nathan Lyon, 37, will be 38 a day before the first test, probably his last.
Scott Boland, the superhero from the last Aus series, is 36. People don't realise how long he was in the Aus limited side before making a test debut, his mate Joel Paris, never played a test and only two ODIs.
In Australian cricket, people never got chances, the selectors kept with the same time after time, and now after this series will have a very hard decision to find numbers to field a team.
This series will be the last, for Australia's golden decade this century.
Who's going to play in England next time? Konstas, what a joke.
Meanwhile, England are giving the 'new blood' a go.
Smith (of the Jamie variety), Jacks, Carse, Bethell, and even Tongue, while he played in 23' he is only 27.
None of these players (bar Tongue) played in the last Ashes series.
While we know that England won't go great this series, at least they are giving them a go.
The next will bite Aussie in the arse.